100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

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guess who’s coming to my school tomorrow?? that’s right, DAVE FRANCO AND CHRISTOPHER MINTZ-PLASSE AKA MCLOVIN!!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED, I CAN’T EVEN

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captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

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urbancatfitters:

I’m not “sassy” I’m irritable and sarcastic

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

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cupcakeclifford:

IF YOU DONT THINK GOING TO A DINER OR AN IHOP AT 3 IN THE MORNING WITH LUKE AND TELLING EACH OTHER CHILDHOOD STORIES AND TELLING EACH OTHER DUMB JOKES AND SINGING ALONG TO THE RADIO TOGETHER ON THE DRIVE BACK HOME AND THEN CUDDLING TOGETHER AND FALLING ASLEEP WOULD BE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD THAN YOU ARE MOST LIKELY NOT HUMAN OR SATAN OR MAYBE BOTH WHO KNOWS 

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